Lexicon Explorer Gifts

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

"I'm trying to find another word for thesaurus."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Bed Spread"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Eldrow

Myths and legends...

"I'm still pre-literate."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Wordplay: Export.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Smart Bomb.

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Famous Oxymorons...

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Bibliomaniac

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'