Dictator Dynamics Gifts

"Any more questions?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Just Married

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

Old dictator Lukashenko

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"

"That is a good thing- I don't have to explain myself either,"

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

"Excellency, your medals are in the soup"

Kim Jong Il

'Change the channel. It's a boring T.V. reality show about who controls the remote.'

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

There is only one way and it is my way!

'It's a look back over his Korea.'

'To his credit, he only oppresses the masses when there's nothing good on TV.'

"Absolute power is switching off one's hearing aid."

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."