Dictator Dynamics Fan Gifts

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

Putin-dictator.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Robert Browning.

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

Football fans

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

Kim Jong Il

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

Passing Emotions

"Any more questions?"

"I care only for the welfare of the people I represent - I will not take money from greedy fat cats and I will never distort information about my opponent..."

Mar-a-Lego

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

Firing your advisors

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

Get a move on, you idiot!

"Come,Mr Leeson, and let me torment you to the tune of fifty pounds!"

'Almost, Cranston. You came in a close second to the coffee maker.'