Dictator Dynamics Fan Gifts

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

Putin-dictator.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Robert Browning.

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Football fans

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

Kim Jong Il

Passing Emotions

"Any more questions?"

Firing your advisors

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

"I care only for the welfare of the people I represent - I will not take money from greedy fat cats and I will never distort information about my opponent..."

Leadership Camp bus followed by Followers Camp

'Okay, be that way. But you're out of the group insurance plan!'

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

Get a move on, you idiot!

"Come,Mr Leeson, and let me torment you to the tune of fifty pounds!"

'Almost, Cranston. You came in a close second to the coffee maker.'

"I finished all my holiday shopping." "I put cyanide in your coffee."

"Baxter, since we consider this company one big family, we think maybe it's time you leave the nest and go get a job."