Dictator Documentary Fan Gifts

Robert Mugabe chases people off with a sword.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"But what's my motivation?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."