Dictator Documentary Fan Gifts

Robert Mugabe chases people off with a sword.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Police film evidence

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"But what's my motivation?"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Fahrenheit 911.

A fly on the wall documentary.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

David Attenborough

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"Sure, you're a dictator, son, but Muriel's boy is an absolute dictator."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

Tony Robinson

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Casting Wildlife Films.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.