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"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Dad, not now!"

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

'Damned tourists.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"You call that 'bling'?"

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'

"I would have thought it OBVIOUS that when I said I didn't want ANYTHING I obviously MEANT that I wanted the diamond ring I showed you!"

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."