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"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Dad, not now!"

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'Damned tourists.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"You call that 'bling'?"

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

"I would have thought it OBVIOUS that when I said I didn't want ANYTHING I obviously MEANT that I wanted the diamond ring I showed you!"

'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

The public and private lives of a football steward