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"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

What can I play?

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

'I knew there was a reason mom was so anxious to buy me this toy!'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

The public and private lives of a football steward

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

'Did you break the head off my teddy?'

'Look, you've got to stop thinking that one little pill is going to solve all your problems...You need to take at least four, twice a day.'

"Just because they all work from home now doesn't mean I don't still keep an eye on them."

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"