Digital Overseer T-Shirts

"Just because they all work from home now doesn't mean I don't still keep an eye on them."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"Does he byte?"

'You got sticky notes.'

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Modern Shepherding

"You're grounded until you clean up that desktop!"

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

E-mail

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

Internet supervision.

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

All the clutter is in my computer.

The AdRams Family no.31 - No disk space for program

"You should spend more time organizing your office than organizing your apps."

"He must be a smart phone executive."

Crystal Balls.

You've Got Nail!

Physician, Reboot Thyself

'Technology has helped us get rid of all the administrative red tape - now the mess is all digital.'

'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'

"I find it ironic how clean you keep your Windows desktop."

'There we go desktop all tidy.'