Dialing Enthusiast Gifts

'Press one for sanskrit...'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."