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'Press one for sanskrit...'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."