Dial-up Devotee Gifts

"Long distance from America..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The King of what?'

"I'll never forget you."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Old-fashioned computer

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

"Is it an important text?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

Ohm sweet Ohm

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

Progress

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."