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"Long distance from America..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'The King of what?'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Old-fashioned computer

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Ohm sweet Ohm

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

Progress

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'