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A day without cable ends badly.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Watching telly

Man-mobile

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

TV and man

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'