Cable Devotee Gifts

A day without cable ends badly.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"I'll never forget you."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Bunny Pranks

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Man-mobile

"God, I love this show!"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Watching telly

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Silly sausages

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Is it an important text?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

TV and man

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog