Dewey Disciple Pillows

'Hmmm...What would John Dewey do?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'This guy is really good!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'We've lost the ability to fly Dad: To fly! How is that evolution?'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

I work from home now. Cheers, J.C.

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

Zeal.

Jehovah's Fitness

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'I use the newest tools in modern medicine. This cow bone is only one day old.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

Mesozoic era - Cenozoic era

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

A Hunter's Decoy

All baking done on the premises