Devils Gifts

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'He stole someone's identity.'

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Robot Olympics

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

American Dream/Woke

'It's clearly the work of the devil. Nevertheless, I see no reason why we can't all share some of the credit.'

Mother with Child.

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'Somebody please help me!'

Shoot your own apples

"Sorry - Going Down."