Fashion-forward Devils Gifts

"They're very nice, but hardly traditional!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Born to be Mild.

"How's it look back there?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Satan

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Frilly PJs

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Dog Tattoo

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Saville Row surprise

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

Devil Flushes on Angels

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"