Fashion-forward Devils Mugs

"They're very nice, but hardly traditional!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Born to be Mild.

"How's it look back there?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Satan

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Frilly PJs

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Ass-less Chaps

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Saville Row surprise

Dog Tattoo

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Author who wants his novel pierced.

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

'It says white man got a tattoo, in chinese.'

Devil Flushes on Angels

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

'How may I hurt you?'