Devils Prints

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'He stole someone's identity.'

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Robot Olympics

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'It's clearly the work of the devil. Nevertheless, I see no reason why we can't all share some of the credit.'

Mother with Child.

American Dream/Woke

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'Somebody please help me!'

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

Shoot your own apples

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

"Sorry - Going Down."

'GRAMMA!'