Devilish Charm Admirers Pillows

Falstaff

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

"You had me at hell."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

My Name is Lucky.

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Sinnerplex.

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

'It will interest you to learn that your bank denied my credit application for reasons of character.'

"I love a man with street smarts."

An angel's halo is held up by a devil's tail.

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

'I'm here for identity theft.'

When worlds collide: limping rabbit about to bump into man with rabbit foot keyring.

'I'm a good boy twenty four hours a day. The waking hours are the hardest.'

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'

Tattoos removed by flaying.

'I'm happy to announce that the international society of child-pageant parents will be relocating here next year.'

Corkscrew.