New York Charm Admirers Pillows

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

On the Town.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Libredty

WICKERMANHATTAN

Coronavirus in New York

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

The New York Review of Weather.

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Subway BC

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

My Name is Lucky.

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

T-shirt menage a trois.

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Save the Hamptons

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'