Devil's Advocate In Desserts Gifts

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

His Her Cakes

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

Two lovers matched by their love of food

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"