Dessert Disaster Lover Gifts

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Gooseberry Fool...

Banana Split Personality

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'