Dessert Disaster Lover T-Shirts

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Chocolate Shop

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

EU and India partnership.