Dessert Advocate Gifts

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gooseberry Fool...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Banana Split Personality