Dessert Advocate Gifts

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Thou Shalt Not!