Devil's Advocate In Desserts T-Shirts

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Gooseberry Fool...

His Her Cakes

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Chocolate Shop

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"