Device Counselor Gifts

Computer help.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Is this the new input device?'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Fur Baby

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Cellular Plan

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Consumer care and technologies

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."