Device Doctor Gifts

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Computer help.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Consumer care and technologies

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

'Voltage meter!'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"You won't believe it, babe. This guy on tech support actually seems to give a s**t."

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"