Development Engineer Gifts

'What happens in R&D stays in R&D.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Nation-building never works."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

"They grow up so fast."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Math Dreams

Light Bulb Moment