Development Engineer Pillows

'What happens in R&D stays in R&D.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Nation-building never works."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

The Computer Bore

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"What's a patent?"

"They grow up so fast."

Albert Einstein

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Google car."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Light Bulb Moment