Design Engineer Gifts

'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Thinking Gears

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Light Bulb Moment