Design Engineer Gifts

'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Albert Einstein

'Hmph. College kids.'

"What's a patent?"

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

"Google car."