Development Diaries Fans Gifts

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Carrot VS Stick

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"But what's my motivation?"

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

The case against Mike Moore.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Get a life? That's it?'

"I couldn't put it down."