Development Agency Staff Gifts

'Don't forget 20 goes on admin costs,'

"Nation-building never works."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Trump fires his entire White House cabinet.

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Do you get the impression poster companies don't like us?"

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

Nerve Agent Refugees

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

US Advises Americans to Leave Ukraine

United States of America

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'computer says no.....el!'

'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

"All clear?"

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

The Russians build another wall.