Determinism Debater Pillows

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Bush vs. America

"Republican striptease"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."