Determinism Debater Prints

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"Republican striptease"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'