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'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Gooseberry Fool...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Cake Friday!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Sweet surprise.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Let's skip to dessert