Dessert Decider T-Shirts

Decisions...Decisions.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Today's special... donuts.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Ice Cream Dreams.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Banana Split Personality

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."