Desert Ecologist Gifts

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Velvet Mesquite

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'