Desert Ecologist Prints

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Velvet Mesquite

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."