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Derivative Detective Gifts
Looking for a gift for your derivative detective friend or colleague? Celebrate their creative quiz skills and love for complex problems with our fun, clever products. Whether it's a mug for their morning brew, a t-shirt for their next case, a pillow for relaxing, or a print to inspire, our collection is packed with smart and playful options. Each item features professionally drawn cartoons capturing the humor and complexities of creative pursuits, making it a thoughtful gift for anyone who loves a good puzzle or appreciates wit in their decor.
Can You Spot the Differences?
"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."
Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
Hither and Yon sign
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
Unusual Offers
"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."
"It seemed like a long timeout."
Recalculating
Hospital Departments
You are here.
Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.
Confused drivers
Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.
'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'
"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"
GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?
A Simplified Map Airport Map
'But what do you sell?'
'Yes, It's in that direction.'
"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"
'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'
The Life of Riley...
'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'
"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"
You are Here
'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'
Rudolph's off-season side hustle
Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.
"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"
Fire Backwards.
'Some scout he is!'
Derivative Detective Gifts Collection
Derivative Detective Mugs
Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for derivative detectives. Find a design that matches their smart and humorous personality today.
Derivative Detective Pillows
Discover our humorous pillows for derivative detectives. Add a touch of wit to their home or office with our fun and inspiring cushions.
Derivative Detective Prints
Check out our collection of inspiring prints for derivative detectives. Perfect for adding a creative flair to any space with humor and style.
Derivative Detective T-Shirts
Explore our range of clever t-shirts for derivative detectives. Choose a design that expresses their love for puzzles and creative thinking.