Derivative Detective T-Shirts

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Hither and Yon sign

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Unusual Offers

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"It seemed like a long timeout."

Recalculating

Hospital Departments

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Confused drivers

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'But what do you sell?'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

The Life of Riley...

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

You are Here

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Fire Backwards.

'Some scout he is!'