Department Darter Gifts

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Putin and Zelensky

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Business Target

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Your ambiguities are impeccable, young man - just what our department needs.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"You have a grossly exagerrated view of your own importance. You'll make an excellent department head."

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You're popular? Your workers are (GASP!) satisfied?? I'm afraid you're not the right person for the Head of Department job!'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."