Department Dabbler Gifts

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

My first mistake.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

AUKUS Alliance

U R Here

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'It's just a first draft.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!'

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'