Dartmaster Gifts

Targeted opponent

Putin and Zelensky

Beers

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Toast'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Cheers

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

A giant glass of red wine

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

David Hockney

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Hans Holbein

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

David Hockney

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

David Hockney

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."