Darts Trainer Gifts

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Art Darts