Dentist Appointment Avenger Gifts

The Wheel of Life

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"That explains all the cavities."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'