Dental Scaredy-cat Gifts

Dentist Trip

I.T. Fear

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Vacuums!'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Tooth

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'