Dental Scaredy-cat Gifts

Dentist Trip

I.T. Fear

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Vacuums!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

"Cemetery Pie"

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'My Barry hates horror films.'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

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The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Are you sure you don't want to upgrade your Dental Plan Insurance?"

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."