Cyber Scaredy-cat Gifts

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I.T. Fear

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Woman escapes with cats.

Online Dating

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Witches of Instagram

'We know you have a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Ginger cats.

"Okay, you have my attention."

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Vacuums!'

Dentist Trip

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'George! When I asked you to feed the cat... '

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'