Dental Office Veterans Gifts

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Computer Jobs

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Any chance of some credit?"

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Shouldn't you be wearing pants?'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Which is it, Barned? Do you want a salary or do you want insurance for your Daughter's orthodontia?'

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"

Toothpaste Marketing Department

'Actually, we were hoping for a CEO with whiter teeth.'

'Will I ever be able to totally ignore my health care again?'

'Jack fell down and broke his crown.'

Early Dental Floss.

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

'Next time?'

Dentist.

Grim Reaper sleeping with teeth next to his bed.

Your call is very important to us. It allows our nails to dry while we keep you on hold.

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do!'

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.