Dental Makeover Gifts

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Football addict

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Russell Rebrand

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'