Dental Makeover Pillows

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Complete Makeover

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Football addict

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'Take ten years off the top.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Boy, she has a new look."

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!